Q70. 'Kyoon barf peeta hai whiskey mein daal ke?' ??!!

'Kyoon barf peeta hai whiskey mein daal ke?'
Gishu
10/24/2006 8:12 PM

'Kyoon barf peeta hai whiskey mein daal ke?'
Can't get this line from the Nasha Nasha chartbuster...
Is it coz Ganga is so would-be-pativrata that she can't call him an alcoholic
or is she somehow suggesting that Prabhu is ice-cool
or is it a case of a expert Hindi grammatical contortion...
Deep lyrics thy name is GUNDA.

Anupam
10/25/2006 2:16 AM
Very true Gishu...Gunda definitely shows the world the true meaning of deep lyrics...The line simply brings out the confidence of the girl..She is simply asking Mithun da why he needs to gulp alcohol(with ice - simply to confuse people) for intoxication when she could inebriate him with her mere presence...(Am sure some parts of her body managed to do that with the audience as well..)

Gishu
10/25/2006 10:26 AM
Par Prabhu barf pee rahe the ya whiskey that is the question...
How can one drink ice? Was Ganga talli ???
As for Ganga's assets.. it's a testament to my control and perseverance that I was able to hear the lyric with all those moving parts on screen

V.
10/25/2006 11:13 AM
hey Gishu, "barf" when read as a English word has an altogether different meaning !!
REad ur scrap once again - with the American usage of "barf"

Mani
10/25/2006 9:52 PM
@ Kyun Barf peeta hai whiskey mein dalkar
PrabhuJi has shown his goldy nature right from LOHA where he gulps the last drop of Daru from the broken bottle (not bothering about the kaanch ke reze)...and till Gunda where everyday he guzzles so that there is less liqour left for others to consume..wah prabhuji wah.....Ganga being the ignorant soul (due to which PrabhuJi alwayz shuns her which leads her to sing a sad song--Tum Bin Jeena Raas Na Aaye also)feels that PrabhuJi is drinking heavily to satisfy his craving...and tries to tell him that--Why r u drinking water/Barf with whiskey when it can be had alone...an attempt to pin point PrabhuJi as an alchoholic...which makes him go wild in the next scene where he bad mouths Ganga in front of his sister...Bhaktjanon tell me how can PrabhuJi marry this ignorant dame...


Gishu
10/27/2006 10:03 AM
All for the best.. that also explains why Ganga is bumped off the plot soon.
Ratan Noora seems to be following Prabhu's footsteps..
'Main samaj se sharab ka saaf kar doonga
Roz 2 bottle saaf kar doonga'


Sarang
10/27/2006 11:42 PM
@V
Thats awesome mate! BARF!!!!! LMAO.

Q69. What was the reason of Baba's confidence against Kaala Pahaad?

Buddha satthiya gaya hai kya ?
Pankaj
10/24/2006 2:11 PM
Hi friends, I have one question for which I am not able to get any answers, hope fellow bhakts help me.

In the fight scene, when bulls says "jeetne waale ka inaam 100000 aur haarne waale ka 50000", the old man thinks "agar yeh 100000 rupaye mujhe mil jaayen to meri beti ki shaadi...". I can't understand how on earth that haddi ki dukkan think of winning the game. He very well might have thought of the 50000 prize for the loser. Please explain.



Gishu
10/24/2006 8:06 PM
@ Buddha satthiya gaya hai kya ?
Lot of subtle factors at play there..
1. Buddha aims big.. chillar waala game nahi khelta woh
2. Buddha was the real life motivation behind Pai Mei (Kill Bill 2). Buddha is a martial arts expert who perfected the 5 point exploding heart technique...
Kaala Pahaad ka naseeb acchha tha jo Prabhu intervened. Prabhu knew that Black Mountain was just a front for Bulla and did not deserve such a horrendous death.

Q68. Why was Bappida not roped in for the music?

Q: What wasn't BappiDa consulted ?
Gishu
10/24/2006 1:02 AM
Not to belittle the music director or the production crew...
But BappiDa would have catapulted this movie to the stratosphere and kept it there with sheer 'Malady'. The bappi-Mithun combo has moved many a mountain...

Shankar Shankar Shankar aaja aaja...
( you know Jimmy Jimmy was a Huge hit in Japan.. I read somewhere that is what they identify as an Indian song)
Or
something like "Yaad aa raha hai tera pyaar..." in Bappi's voice when Geeta dies would have brought the house down


Vishal D.
10/24/2006 2:45 AM
"Malady"
bwa ha ha ha ha

Q67. How does Prabhuji pick up Baba's wireless broadcasts?

yasho
10/23/2006 10:04 AM
1. How does prabhuji know what that old coolie says even when that old coolie doesnt utter a single word?
2.How is the bazooka automatically reloaded?
3.What is the distance between the digging site and the harbour(that guy who is shouting bulla bulla in the start)?


Gishu
10/24/2006 10:44 AM
@ Yasho's duvidhas
1. Prabhu to antaryaami hai.. woh man ki baat jaan lete hain. In this case, I think it was also respect for the elderly 'baba'. Virtue thy name is Shankar.
2. The Guns shown in Gunda are auto-reload high-tech cutting edge stuff. See
3. As to the exact distance, I think it was 3.14187931 miles to Bulla's adda by my reckoning..

Q66. How does Lamboo aata see things before they happen ?

Spiritual Lambu Atta
Amit Gore
10/22/2006 2:30 AM

Guys hv u ever looked at the spiritual aspects of the villians in the film. For e.g. Lambu Atta in starting scene predicts that he'll send Bulla's man running to Bulla, with knife in stomach, crying out lou "Bulla... Bulla... Bulla...". Then few seconds later in next scene, you actually see that happening exactly. Jai Ho, Lambu Atta ki Jay ho. Prabhuji zindabad!

Gishu
10/22/2006 2:57 AM
Nothing adhyatmic about it
It's just part of the Lamboo Aata school of management.

Many huge corporations have trouble with the 'Say-Do'culture. Not being able to give the customers what they want and on time,
They say we'll deliver you an Arbi horse within a year so that you can bypass the traffic to work and get more done in your day.
After TWO+ years, the corporation gives the customer an overweight over-budget Elephant saying that you gave us wrong requirements.

What Lamboo says, he does. That is why he is highly revered in management circles. Drucker to uska langotiya yaar hai... just that he started writing while Lamboo was leading by example.

Q65. Why talwaar for Ganga when only chakoos for stalwarts like Lamboo, Kundan and K Neta?

V.
10/16/2006 1:43 AM
A 4-inch long knife is good enough to penetrate the pot-belly of Kafanchor neta, Kundan & Lambu Aata. But two 12-inch swords are required to kill Ganga, although she has such a super-trim body.
Why ??


Gishu
10/16/2006 10:08 AM
@ Mystery of swords
Actually tender 26 inch ke chakoo ka hua tha. But in this country of immaculate corruption, delivery tak teen 4 inch ke aur do 12 inch ke

Kanti had to wade thru corruption to get this film to the people. He made the most of whatever they gave him. He used the bigger ones where the characters wanted to make an example / statement
"Bulla.... Bulla... Lamboo Aata ne mujhe chakoo maar diya"

Q64. Why did Shankar choose a Coolie career with his vast talents ?

V.
10/15/2006 5:20 AM
Bhai, I am more interested why Shankar despite his prodigious talents chose the career of a coolie

Amit
10/15/2006 10:04 AM
@V
With his talent and dedication, one would expect Prabhuji to be in the army (Loha, Military Raj) or a policeman. But here is why he chose to be a coolie :

- Paap pe pooth, pita pe ghoda..... he has inherited the traits from his father and has the skills to join the force, which even the commissioner acknowledges, but Prabhuji's intention is to get rid of the criminals and he does not like being bound by the code within which the police operate. Note how, his father pleads to the inspector to arrest chutiya for his daughters murder. He is bound by the law to first find "saboot". Prabhuji on the other hand says 2..4..6..8..10..Bas.

- Prabhuji is a janta ka sevak, as showmn in the wwf-style fight in the port. What better way to interact with people than to be a coolie. Mind you Indian Railways is the largest employes in the world and he would want to spread the word around to all their employees. He is a part of the all-porters association and thats why he is seen at the Airport and the seaport.

- Also, the best way to get rid of the smuggling is by blocking it at the point of entry.. with his Porter network its a piece ofcake....Maybe he should be called Hari(shankar)-Porter !


V.
10/16/2006 1:23 AM
@ Amit - thanks for the gyaan

Q63. What was Inspector Kale drinking before he turned RED BULL on havaldaar pitaaji ?

Morarji Cola...Why does Bulla keep hamesha Khulla
Mani
10/13/2006 3:36 AM

PrabhuJi's father is talking to the Takla Inspector for registering the case against Chutiya for killing his daughter..he gets angered and tells the inspector- Tu Bulla ka peshaab peeta hai....didnt u notice Takla Inspector gulping down 3-4 pegs in that scene before going to "Neck-Grab" PrabhuJi's father...Wohi main sochun Whiskey/Rum neat itne peg koi kaise pee sakta hai...Takla Inspector was having Morarji Cola sponsored by Bullaaaaaaaaa...N Maybe that's why Bulla keeps hamesha khulla to keep the supply goinggggg.........

Bratman returns
10/13/2006 3:37 AM
JAI !!!

Vishal D.
10/13/2006 9:11 AM
Maan gaye ustaad!

Q62. Did someone muddy the waters of Chuttiya's khandaan?

Ungli ka Kissa
Mani
10/13/2006 3:22 AM

In the shayari introduction scene of all the villains, Chutiya says-Mera naam hai Chutiya, Achche Achchon ki khadi karta hun main khatiya...Bulliii..kahan hai teri ungli....
Rush ahead to "Near Sighted Gulshan"'s execution, before which Lucky Chikna addresses the dhandewali gang and says he has recieved a customer complaint from an old haggard..the dhandewali says- "Woh to budda hai...karta to kuch nahi hai..bolta hai meri ungli choos"..
My gut feel is that Chutiya is Bulla's soutela bhai and his father was a frequent visitor to Champakali's Gali (refer-LOHA)...and he suddenly lost his manhood after creating Champakali ka paseena-Chutiya...SO CHUTIYA'S FATHER WAS IN LUCKY CHIKNA'S ADDA THAT DAY...

No wonder Chutiya doesnt show any emotion when Bulla's sister is done away with by Lambu Atta

Bhisham
10/13/2006 3:34 AM
Cheetah-Maniji ki jai!

Q61. Can someone explain "Bulla ki jaana main kaun"?

The Rabbi Shergill-GUNDA Connection
Mani
10/13/2006 3:03 AM

Did you know that Rabbi Shergill, the rocking Sardar has paid tribute to GUNDA in a very philosophical way...His popular track "Bulla Ki Jana Main Kaun" is actually sung in praise of Bulla....Just read on-

Na main rainda band sharaban (I dont stay in alchohol bottles)...Did we see Bulla ever drinking in GUNDA?

Na main Jagan na vich soun (I am neither in the asleep nor the awake)- Havent we always seen Bulla lying down bare chested neither sleeping or awake

Na main shaadi na kamnaki (neither I am in marriage nor in single status)- Havent we seen Bulla extracting Haseena ka Paseena and also becoming a father but throughout remaining unmarried....

Bratman returns
10/13/2006 3:07 AM
Cheetha Mani tu GOD hai bhai

Q60. Was lamboo aata's 'mera bhai mar gaya' inspired by another artiste?

shrat's tribute to Dilip Saab
Mani
10/13/2006 2:53 AM

In the heart wrenching Kundan marna nahi sequence, if you notice Ishrat Ali is giving a tribute to Dilip Kumar's performance in Mashaal- Bhai koi gaadi roko bhai.......In the end Ishrat also says with his hands moving in Dilip Kumar "Ish"tyle...Bhai mera bhai mar gaya re Bhai....Truly amazing seeing one icon paying tribute to another...

Q59. Does the earth rotate faster when Prabhu is fighting?

Killing me
Narcissist
10/12/2006 12:57 AM
Aur ek baat, in the fight sequence where Bulla sends his men to attack Prabhuji, it alternates between broad daylight and darkness, how does that happen??
Some one please elucidate

Bratman returns
10/12/2006 6:14 AM
nadaan balak....kanti shah wants to show that these battles are no less than the battle for troy or the mahabharata or any other epic........they take place for days together .......he finds a subtle way of doing this using the lighting and yes of course....GUNDA is the greatest of all epics.....illiad and crap are just nanne munne bacche infront of it

Q58. How did Prabhuji manage to avoid Bulla after killing Chuttiya?

Chutiya Hatya ka rahasya
Mani
10/11/2006 11:23 PM

When Prabhuji kills Chutiya in the loo, and exits, in exactly 5 seconds Bulla enters through the same door....Did Bulla not meet Prabhuji....to make matters worse, it is the innermost door of the loo (as you would've seen Prabhuji keeps beating up Chutiya and taking him further inside the loo)...So did PrabhuJi jump out of the window or hide in one of the doors named "Ladies"/"Gents"

Gishu
10/12/2006 9:48 AM
@Chutiya Hatya ka rahasya...
Cheeta-Mani ji..
I think this lends further evidence to my theory of Prabhu's selective visibility. Apparently he can decide which people can see him...
(another case of hollywood shamelessly lifting themes from here - Hollow Man ?)
See my approx post#150 in this thread "Near sighted Gulshan". Prabhu ki personality highly priced Kande jaisi hai... multiple layers.. aur har layer ko uncover karte hi aankhon se gyan ki dharaayen...
JAI Prabhu (sob sob sob)

Q57. Woh Baap dialogue "Pita pe poot..." ka saaransh kya hai ?

Demystifying "PITA PE POOT"
Mani
10/11/2006 4:25 AM

Bhaktjanon....prabhuji ke dwara uccharit kuch anmol shabd hain...

Pita pe Poot, Baap pe ghoda, Kuch nahi to thoda thoda...

Here is the explanation of the same given by our own neighbours...Maybe Kanti Shah was seperated at the time of partition..
http://www.pakistanidefenceforum.com/lofiversion/index.php/t33082.html

V.
10/11/2006 11:15 AM
@ Mani - bhai, an extremely invaluable contribution

Gishu
10/11/2006 11:31 AM
@Mani
Kya baat hai... we cannot let such relentless research and contribution go unrewarded. What say bhaiyyon ?
I confer knightdom on Mani saab here. Aaj se inhe
'CHEETA-MANI'
ke naam se sambodhit kiya jaayega
Keep em coming CHEETA-Mani

Amit
10/11/2006 11:59 AM
@ Mani
Bhai.. thanks a lot.. kaafi time se raat raat bhar jaag ke google pe search mara, finally the mystery is solved.

Amit Gore
10/11/2006 2:18 PM
Hail Mani
One of the unsolved mysteries is solved.
Pita pe Poot, Zaat pe Ghora, kuch nahi to thoda thoda
Subhan Allah, Zazhak Allah!

Amit
10/11/2006 3:17 PM
pita pe poot=like father like son..
zaat pai ghora=horse from a specific breed

bohat nhin to thora thora=maybe not totally ,but generally inherit the same traits...
Mani you have shown the light!!

Q56. Did Bulla finally fight Kala Shetty's case in Supreme court as promised?

Sunil
10/10/2006 1:52 AM
Did Bulla Fight Kala shetty's case in the Supreme Court? This baffels me a lot..

Rememeber Bulla Says after Kala shetty is convicted" Ho gayi terko saaaza, magar tu Ghabrana nahi, main tera case supreme court tak ladega..aur ha jail me terko Khane ke chicken pine ke liye daru nakki, dekne ke liye TV nakki aur mahene me ek baar Ladki bhi naaakiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...


Gishu
10/10/2006 10:57 AM
@Sunil
Us yede judge ne case ki sunwaai 11 tareekh ko decide kiya!
Prabhu ne dus tareekh ko hi case ko rafa dafaa kar diya.. So the answer is No.
Move on to the next higher level of consciousness.. my friend

Q55. How did Shankar afford a Esteem with a rocket launcher at such short notice?

Shashank
10/9/2006 11:30 PM
Mithun Da, was a coolie, but where the hell did he get that maruti Esteem(with a Rocket launcher in dikki)??


Gishu
10/10/2006 10:54 AM
bOOTY has a very lucrative gun running operation due to the aunty-social elements in the area. Remember the machine guns that launch bombs in LOHA ? To jab Prabhu ekdum karodon ka latesht 'Scatter effect rocket launcher' order karte hain, to zaahir hai thaili mein nahi denge na.. The gun runners gift wrap it in a Maruti Esteem on delivery. It is totally within the watertight script of Gunda.

Q54. Why the name Shankar in Loha n Gunda ?

Why 'Shankar'?
Shashank
10/9/2006 11:24 PM
What is reason behind kanti shahs motive of keeping the name "shankar"? remember, in LOHA, Dharam paaji has this name!
May be woh jaanta ho, ki Shankar ko hi saara jahar peena hai duniya ka


Gishu
10/10/2006 10:54 AM
@Shashank
Shankar coz he did not want to change the magic formula.. If it ain't broke don't fix it - universal rule! Also Shankar does taandav and vinash after that... see the pattern.

Q53. What was the gist of Chuttiya's famous Hai gulla bulla monologue?

hredesh
10/9/2006 2:02 AM
also chutia says ab hoga hulla gulla .police aur huqumat bolegi hai gulla hai gulla .pakdo pakdo kahn hai chutia pakdo pakdo kahan hai bulla . now now isnt tht supposed to be hai bulla hai bulla instead of hai gulla hai gulla. please explain this chakkar to me

Q52. Is IIT B doing case studies on Gunda ?

iit
Priyal
10/7/2006 1:04 AM

lol is it true tht iit bombay does case studies on gunda...its like their cult movie?


Gishu
10/7/2006 1:36 AM
@ IIT
Even the best minds there can't unravel the intricacies of this vast masterpiece. Any IITians in here, who wish to admit that they copied stuff from this FAQ to earn their brownie points.
Any sample "case studies"?


Bratman returns
10/7/2006 6:00 AM
@priyal....its true , oh its true

Ismile™
10/9/2006 3:39 AM
@payal - me from iit kgp and here also it used to be a cult movie but for some sad reasons it has lost its charm now...but i, being a true bhakt, follow it religiously.

Q51. Why does man-with-sword-in-belly say Lamboo aata ne mujhe "chakoo" maar diya?

question frm another gunda fan
hredesh
10/9/2006 2:02 AM

hey comrades.m also a great admirer of prabhu ji,, since the day i v see this gunda "leela"" of prabhu ji i v had sm queries .since u ppl hav been follown parbhu ji 4 a long time may be u can answer my queries
nd i think tht instead of rang de basanti nd bull shits like black . gunda should be sent for oscars,this gem,cinemetic wonder,piece of art is a sure winner ,nd will win hands down.by the way chutia rocks., he is the man.now my question is
1. in the entry scene of bulla chutia.....bulla ka admi comes runnin and says tha lambu atta ne mujhe chaku mar diya but the chaku is of the length of a sword. why is that

Gishu
10/10/2006 10:48 AM
@Hredesh
Arre woh scene thoda edit ho gaya.. actually Lamboo aata pehle chakoo hi marta hai.. par woh aadmi ka tond nigal jaata hai. Kaisa lagta woh scene agar chaku dikhe hi nahi.. iske liya Aata ko bada waala istemaal karna padta hai... Chaku!
Samjha ki nahi... it is code for 'Screwed'

The FAQing Index! 51-75

FAQ's - and their LOGICAL answers
This thread was originally started by Vishal D.
Face it, the script writers of Gunda had definite reasons for all the happenings in the movie.

But those "explainatory scenes" got chopped at the editing table. Sad.

Here, we shall try and decipher what were the reasons behind those mysteries of this epic thriller.

Q51. Why does man-with-sword-in-belly say Lamboo aata ne mujhe "chakoo" maar diya?
Q52. Is IIT B doing case studies on Gunda ?
Q53. What was the gist of Chuttiya's famous Hai gulla bulla monologue?
Q54. Why the name Shankar in Loha n Gunda ?
Q55. How did Shankar afford a Esteem with a rocket launcher at such short notice?
Q56. Did Bulla finally fight Kala Shetty's case in Supreme court as promised?
Q57. Woh Baap dialogue "Pita pe poot..." ka saaransh kya hai?
Q58. How did Prabhuji manage to avoid Bulla after killing Chuttiya?
Q59. Does the earth rotate faster when Prabhu is fighting?
Q60. Was lamboo aata's 'mera bhai mar gaya' inspired by another artiste?
Q61. Can someone explain "Bulla ki jaana main kaun"?
Q62. Did someone muddy the waters of Chuttiya's khandaan?
Q63. What was Inspector Kale drinking before he turned RED BULL on havaldaar pitaaji ?
Q64. Why did Shankar choose a Coolie career with his vast talents ?
Q65. Why talwaar for Ganga when only chakoos for stalwarts like Lamboo, Kundan and K Neta?
Q66. How does Lamboo aata see things before they happen ?
Q67. How does Prabhuji pick up Baba's wireless broadcasts?
Q68. Why was Bappida not roped in for the music?
Q69. What was the reason of Baba's confidence against Kaala Pahaad?
Q70. 'Kyoon barf peeta hai whiskey mein daal ke?' ??!!

Q50. Did Kanti father the movement against capital punishment?

Another case of Kanti Shah's brilliance ???
Amit
10/8/2006 9:09 AM

Kala Shetty kills kafanchor neta in front of Vidhan Soudha (Assembly House). For this act he is given life imprisonment and not the death sentence.....Just wonder if Kanti Shah knew that some day there will be an attack on the Indian Parliament and the death sentence awarded to the conspirators will turn into a national debate...what say ????

...... Every time I think of the movie..I get fresh insights into Kanti Shah's vision and of course Prabhuji's maya.

Q49. Who does Pote belong to after all ??

Vic Rattlehead
10/8/2006 12:58 AM
AND YESS.......... POTEY APNE BAAP KE KYUN NAHI HOTE??....( kyun ki wo to dada ke hote hain ... he he!!) nyways kindly explain??

Gishu
10/8/2006 6:19 AM
Second question you answered yourself... he is Potey not Betay. So he is not his father's but grandfather's. It was just a tricky family permutation that led to his birth - he belongs to a certain unnamed hidden jungle tribe in the Amazon rainforest.

Q48. Is Gulshan near-sighted or does light pass through Mithunda?

G#11 : near sighted Gulshan
Gishu
10/7/2006 10:19 AM

Seems like Mithunda can make light pass thru him rendering him invisible.

After that scene where prabhu has a swing at Lucky Chikna (red-light area). Prabhu is going 'Bata Gulshan kidhar hai' - Dishoom - Chikna runs away. Gulshan by some strange twist of fate is looking for some address at that very moment... enters Prabhu's arm radius. Check out how Gulshan never sees Prabhu till He hits him right in the kisser !
That is one of my fave scenes in the movie.

Q47. How did K. Neta get Billi ka doodh ??

Billi ka doodh ??!!
V.
10/6/2006 10:55 PM

Q. Kafanchor neta drinks billi ka doodh. How the hell did he milk a cat ??

Bratman returns
10/6/2006 11:12 PM
kafanchor neta wanted to start a new trend like mahatma gandhi ......gandhi used to drink bakri ka doodh ...aise hi apna kafanchor neta started drinking billi ka doodh . he got it milked using high tech gear that he bought from London thanks to the crores of rupees he got from doing gundagiri with lambu aata


Amit
10/7/2006 1:01 AM
@ V
Billi ka doodh is known to be effective against Dengue and Chikungunya... this will proved by some researcher in a few years time. Its the brilliance of Kanti Shah that he was able to foresee the future.

Q46. What came first ? Chuttiya or his name ?

Who came first ? Chuttiya
is it the end
10/6/2006 3:39 AM
did d chuttiya come first or d name came first? and why was bulla called so? it cant really be his real name? any backstory of chutiya and bulla? plz discuss anythin interestin .

Gishu
10/6/2006 11:03 AM
When they were young boys, they didn't wear any pants.. very cute till they went into engg like that. At that point, the cops arrested him and his brother for indecent exposure.
There he learnt all the rulz of the game and became the guy who kept everything Khulla.
But one day B dropped the soap and C bent to pick it up (wrong move!), all the despo bhade ke tattus in jail got busy on him and tied his hair in a ponytail just to complete their mental picture. So to answer your question, Chuttiya did not *come* first. All the other guys in jail and Inspector Kale came before he even knew what was happening. The trauma turned him into a amnesia ridden ponytailed effiminate person who couldn't remember his name after he was ravaged ...and the name Chuttiya stuck!

Gishu
10/6/2006 11:06 AM
Also that explains the guilt in B to make his brother a man again... that's why the extended attempts to get the "davai from London". See all the pieces fit now!

Q45. How many times does an extra er... lesser gunda die ?

Priyal
10/5/2006 2:16 AM
q. how many times do the extras die in this movie?
especialy the one who does 2 rolls in the air before getting thrashed by prabhuji

Gishu
10/5/2006 10:05 AM
Extra marta jaaye jaaye jaaye
Just like a cat has nine lives, a bhade ka tattu in Gunda has been condemned to countless deaths.
Every man has to accept the consequences of his choices... So Chuttiya molests them on odd numbered days 1,3,5,7,9 and Prabhuji disposes them saying 2,4,6,8, Dus.. Bas!

(Prabhu has dance practice on odd days days keeping the bustling female population happy)

Q44. Why don't the laws of conventional physics apply?

Amit
10/4/2006 1:57 PM
Because of the following scenes, I think the story of Gunda is not enacted on Planet earth, but a new planet altogether :

1. Distance and Time are inversly proportional - On earth, u need more time to cover a larger distance, but in Gunda, Kala Shetty covers the distance from Vidhan Soudha to Bangalore airport in a matter of 5-10 seconds. Thats a good 8-10 kms..However, the auto's in the end sequence, which seem to be hardly any distance away from Prabhu ji, takes a lifetime to cover the distance. So there u go.. it takes less time to cover greater distances and vice-versa.

2. The laws of gravity that exist on earth does not hold good there. Check the parabolic path Bulla's kid takes when he tosses it up in the air.

I am convinced that Kanti Shah is an expert in the field of motion studies in Physics and also has great insights into missile technology ( the path taken by the kid was inspired by the way missiles operate.. I wonder if President Abdul Kalam has also studied under his chatro chaya).

Kanti shah is also an expert in Human Behaviourial sciences. While most naive viewers would dismiss Bulla's reaction to his sisters death as shocking, the answer to his rather cold reaction is given in the very next sequence, where he says, kala dhanda karne walon ki maa, behan beti ki zindagi ka koi bharosa nahin hota... this shows that Bulla has accepted these as occupational hazards.. Only an expert can bring out such a mature reaction.

@ Amit
Gishu
10/5/2006 10:20 AM

If Elvis has GraceLand, Mithunda has BootyLand a.k.a. Ooty. And it is his duty to please that booty. 1,3,5,7, Nau... Bajao!!!!

I see that you can see the genius that is KantiShah. But you have not completely fathomed it (nor have I... it has no bottom)

1. The ricks can't reach Mithun... coz he is out of the grasp of the common man... woh apne samajh se pare hain. That is the metaphor portrayed by the scene jahan is duniya ke mamooli rickshawaale (again a sub-metaphor of people running behind things that don't matter) jitna bhi koshish kar le.. prabhu ke nazdeek bhi nahi pahunch sakte.

2. Also the parabolic path of the baby was again Prabhu's maya. If it was a normal fling, the immense downward G forces would have caused irreparable damage to the baby's internal organs (Chuttiya was the unfortunate result of a bad attempt by a lesser god - VijayKanth down south) . By imparting that subtle spin while releasing the babe, he took care that the G Forces are distributed evenly on the spinning baby.

Q43. Why did Chuttiya have a pony tail ?

is it the end
10/3/2006 2:57 AM
why that small pony on chutiyas hair? was he tryin to act cute or something?

Gishu
10/4/2006 9:42 AM
His name is chuttiya... if it was not for that tuft of hair on his head. There is no reason in this universe why you would call him Chuttiya...
Elementary, my dear Vatsa

Q42. Who let Kala Shetty out ?

Gishu
10/2/2006 7:15 PM
G#6: Who released Kala Shetty for the last scene?
Was Kala Shetty released for good behavior for the final scene..
OR
Was it coz it was 10 tareekh and prabhuji ke paas aur dates nahi the? (Schedule is jampacked with new movies.)

@ G#6:
V.
10/3/2006 1:21 AM
Here's one answer -
G#6: Who released Kala Shetty for the last scene?
The police realize that Shankar is on a bad-guy killing marathon. So they release Kala Shetty, knowing fully-well that he would go to help Bhulla & then Shankar would bump him off.
With Kala Shetty gone, the police could comfortably enjoy the TV, chicken-mutton dishes & girls that Bhulla had furnished in his prison cell.

Now, isnt that a logical explanation !!

Q41. What does Shanti Chachi do for a living ?

Gishu
10/2/2006 7:15 PM
G#5: Shanti Chachi's motive for following Lucky
Shanti Chachi tells Ganga that the baby's is Bulla's beti, who tells Prabhuji after he comes from a normal day at work.
Why was Shanti Chachi following Lucky Chikna at night, when he went to make the drop of Haseena's baby into the garbage dump?
Especially in the land of the terrors like Ibu,Potein and co..

Q40. Why does Prabhuji go home between the dockyard clash ?

Gishu
10/2/2006 7:15 PM
G#4: Prabhuji goes home between an ambush
After Kale's release... Prabhuji is ambushed by Bulla's henchmen in the ship/container area.
There after Mithunda effortlessly cleans their clocks, 2 of them start hurling bombs at Prabhu...
of course he runs faster than the human eye can see so the bombs keep exploding behind him..
In the low visibility of the smoke, Prabhuji goes home to talk to Ganga about the parentage of Haseena's baby

Q39. Which indestructible alloy are the autos made of ?

G#2: Indestructible autos
Gishu
10/2/2006 7:15 PM
Where were these autos made ? Even after Mithunda's imported Rambo gun ke anginat rounds (1 round = 10-15 explosions) are fired, only one of them is damaged. (Maybe sab bhade ke the...)
Bush should hire this auto fleet next time he decides to invade some bad-guy country.

Q38. Why doesn't Pitaaji fight back against despicable Inspector Kale ?

My first post..
Gishu
10/2/2006 7:15 PM
G#1 kanooni janwaar
Prabhuji's dad does not fight back during Inspector's assault. He dies with exactly the same expression throughout... talk about continuity.
He never fights back... shaayad he knew that uska waqt aa gaya hai..

Q37. How does one Prabhu push up elevate 3 mushtandas in the dockyard scene ?

da dockyard scene wher prabhu is attacked
Shrey
10/2/2006 11:34 AM
i hav heard abt body supplements but if u notice carefully(which i'm sure all da prabhu bhakt's do)...jus a single push up is enuf to lift three men into da air and into a back flip!!!!plz xplain ...lol

rohit
10/2/2006 2:16 PM
@dockyard scene
Mithunda is perhaps the most powerful, adroit person. He knows his physics well. Torque applied at a certain point can provide the maximum rotation. As the equation goes -" Torque (about a point p) = Ip * alpha {where Ip is the moment of inertia about point p and alpha is the attained angular acceleration}. Prabhuji knows all about this.

This stunt has actually inspired a Wachowski Brothers' production - "The Matrix Reloaded" where Neo's push is enuf to lift about 25 men in the air. (But no one questions this?)

Q36. Who ate Ibu's kela finally ?

please koi kha lo KELA!!
g m
9/26/2006 7:13 AM
1)IBU HATELA keeps sayin thruout the movie.... par kya kissi ne "KHAAYA KELAA"..
2) HATELA marne se pehle PRABHU JI ke saamne apni aakhri ikchaa rakhi ki " KHAYEGA KELA"... lekin nahi PRABHU JI ne aisa nahi kiyaa....KYA YAHI HAI PRABHU JI KA INSAAF!!...ye andher kyun??


Sarang
9/26/2006 8:19 AM
Ibu ka Kela finally Murde logo ne khaya woh bhi Underground ;)
BTW, Quentin was so inspired with the Ibu hathela-jinda-gadnaaa scene that he copied it in Kill Bill - Vol 2 :D. Yeh Hollywood wale ek cheez bhi original nahi bana sakte

Q35. Was shankar treat the symptoms of evil instead of evil itself ?

shankar ka insaaf?
g m
9/25/2006 8:44 PM
i'd say that prabuji ne chutiya ke saath nainsaafi ki..
mera matlab hai ki chutiya ko malum he nahi tha ki rape karna buri baat hai, wo toh bas vitamin sex ki xtra power ka shikaar ho gaya tha..
mera khayal se asli gunehgaar ya toh wo london wali company hai jisney wo extraaa powerful gloi banayi
ya fir bulla jisne apne chote bhai chutiya ko sex education nahi di!!

what do you think?

Ismile™
9/26/2006 12:14 AM
maybe yes, plus don't you people think that shankar chose a wrong way of ending the gundagardi of these big people....whenever one bulla dies a new bulla will arrive. (probably we will get to see that in the sequel) considering the fact that shankar was a son of a police constable isn't shankar's chosen way a defeat of his father's principals?? what does this line mean - "kisi ne sach hi kaha hai, baap pe poot pita pe ghoda, kuchh nahi to thoda thoda!"


Anonymous
9/26/2006 12:32 AM
@ Gaurav - Its not Shankar's mistake. He does not kill Chutiya but only cuts-off his non-existent d**k.
But mysteriously Chutiya dies !!

Anonymous
9/26/2006 12:36 AM
@ gaurav - bhai, next you will say that Bhulla is also innocent bcoz uske maa-baap ne usey acche sanskar nahi diye. So Shankar should kill Bhulla's parents instead of Bhulla.

Q34. Why is making love shown as fatal to the fairer sex ?

g m
9/24/2006 9:14 AM
mera sawaal..
saari ladkiya sirf ek he rape ke baad marr kyu jaati thi, mera matlab hai yaar koi KARNE-KARWANE se marta todi na hai, aur rahi baat ladkiyon ka khoon karne ki toh lambu aata ne toh bulaa ke behan ko THOK kar maar diya tha par chutiya to KAAM kar he raha tha jab shankar ki behan marr gayi, aisa kyu?


Sarang
9/24/2006 9:39 AM
@Gaurav
Sawaal to pate ka hai..lekin bahut controversial hai. Hehe. Phir bhi jawaab deta hoon.

Only reason I can think of is that Chutiyaa was on sex pills provided by none other than his brother Bulla. Now, these sex pills was manufactured by the same company which manufactured Rocket launcher later used by Prabhuji. This company believes in policy of auto refill 'n triple shot(You might have noticed that Prabhuji never put the rocket charge when firing rockets and every rocket was causing triple explosion). For Prubhiji's sisters' bad Chutiya had an overdose of this pills.
Yaane triple shot woh bhi baar baar ;)

Q33. How come Ganga stayed with Prabhuji before marriage ?

Live in relationships ~~ modern times
Vishal D.
9/14/2006 6:07 AM
Anyone remembers what was Prabhuji's babe's name?

V.
9/14/2006 6:36 AM
@ Vishal - How could u forget ? Its Ganga.
Speaking of Ganga, the movie shows that Shankar & Ganga share a "live-in" relationship.
Kanti Shah had broached this sensitive issue much before the so-called "path-breaking" movies like "Salaam Namaste" & "Neal n Nikki" were made.
Kanti Shah is the true pioneer !! Lets spread the word.

Sarang
9/14/2006 10:03 AM
@V
Kanti shah did touch the few really sensitive and explosive subjects.
Live-in relationships, eunuchs/transvestites, rape, corrupt cops, honest cops, treacherous politicians, auto unions, immoral trafficking, broad-daylight murders, abandoned children, pimps, sadists, unemployed coolies aur naa jaane kya kya


Arnab
9/14/2006 12:47 PM
Amazing thread. Possibly the best I have seen on Orkut. Has given me a lot of ammo for my "to-be-done" post on Gunda.

Q32. How did Hasseena manage an expedited Fedex bachi in just 15 days?

Haseena gives birth to child in 15 days or so???
Vishal D.
9/8/2006 12:15 AM
Sochne Wali baat:
Haseena gives birth to child in 15 days or so???

Vic Rattlehead
9/9/2006 7:19 AM
in reply 2 vishal........ haseena was knocked up by non other then BULLA bhai himself.... so 15 days is nothin' as we all know... KYA KUSHTI LADTE THEY WO!!

Anonymous
9/9/2006 9:34 AM
yes, vishal...probably like her partner Bhulla, she too kept her **** khulla ! isliye ekdum premature delivery ho gaya!

Apurva
9/11/2006 12:35 PM
Sochne Wali baat:
You see this is the hallmark of a true classic -- with each new viewing you come across certain things you had missed in your previous viewings.
Haseena giving birth to a child in 15 days has both philosophical and sci-fi undetones to it. It's philosophical in a sense that it is suggestive of the ephemeral nature of our existence, and the sci-fi angle being: it talks of a time when designer-babies would have a geatation perios of 15 days (remember Species?).
Hope this cleared the fog.

Q31. How did Shanti Chachi know the baby's khandaan details ?

Vic Rattlehead
9/4/2006 10:31 AM
how did SHANTI kaki knew dat the infant was BULLA'S child (HASEENA KA PASEENA)??

Prattyush
9/4/2006 12:46 PM
how did SHANTI kaki knew dat the infant was BULLA
possible answer:shanti kaki works at the local maternity hospital

Abhishek
9/4/2006 12:57 PM
Wrong SHANTI kaki had only seen lucky chikna put the child in dustbin and hence she went to tell ganga that and then Prabhuji goes to lucky chikna latakta circus. this is how he gets to know? please rewatch GUNDA for purification

The FAQing Index! 26-50

FAQ's - and their LOGICAL answers
This thread was originally started by Vishal D.
Face it, the script writers of Gunda had definite reasons for all the happenings in the movie.

But those "explainatory scenes" got chopped at the editing table. Sad.

Here, we shall try and decipher what were the reasons behind those mysteries of this epic thriller.

Q26. Why does the cast talk in a poetic rhyming language?
Q27. Why does Pitaaji's moustache take breaks in between scenes?
Q28. From where does Bulla bring his daughter in the end of the battle to blackmail prabhuji?
Q29. What is the mystery behind Prabhuji's ESTEEM ?
Q30. Why does the judge announce his judgment only after Kala Shetty is a mile away?
Q31. How did Shanti Chachi know the baby's khandaan details ?
Q32. How did Hasseena manage an expedited Fedex bacha in just 15 days?
Q33. How come Ganga stayed with Prabhuji before marriage ?
Q34. Why is making love shown as fatal to the fairer sex ?
Q35. Was shankar treat the symptoms of evil instead of evil itself ?
Q36. Who ate Ibu's kela finally ?
Q37. How does one Prabhu push up elevate 3 mushtandas in the dockyard scene ?
Q38. Why doesn't Pitaaji fight back against despicable Inspector Kale ?
Q39. Which indestructible alloy are the autos made of ?
Q40. Why does Prabhuji go home between the dockyard clash ?
Q41. What does Shanti Chachi for a living ?
Q42. Who let Kala Shetty out ?
Q43. Why did Chuttiya have a pony tail ?
Q44. Why don't the laws of conventional physics apply?
Q45. How many times does an extra err... lesser gunda die ?
Q46. What came first ? Chuttiya or his name ?
Q47. How did K. Neta get Billi ka doodh ??
Q48. Is Gulshan near-sighted or does light pass through Mithunda?
Q49. Who does Pote belong to after all ??
Q50. Did Kanti father the movement against capital punishment?

Q30. Why does the judge announce his judgment only after Kala Shetty is a mile away?

V.
9/4/2006 12:33 AM
Another question,
The judge announces his verdict only after the police has taken the accused atleast one mile away from the court. Why ?

Bratman returns
9/4/2006 9:51 AM
easy one yaar...he's afraid that kala shetty may kill him by scaring the police like he killed that kafanchor neta guy

Q29. What is the mystery behind Prabhuji's ESTEEM ?

Left Hand Drive
Amit
9/2/2006 2:49 PM

I noticed in the climax scene:
1. Prabhu comes to meet Bulla in Maruti Esteem car, how did he afford one?
2. The best part he comes out from the Left Door so who was driving?
3. Is it that Prabhu got hold of Left hand drive maruti esteem in Ooty?
4. Or someone else was driving? but who? RANCHO!!

all this and much more above makes this film the BEST no doubt!!

V.
9/5/2006 1:45 PM
The answer finally revealed to an age old question -

Q. Does Shankar's esteem have a left hand drive ? If not, who is driving the car ?
A. Shankar's Esteem is right-hand drive. But its the monkey whch is driving the car. (Note: After their marriage, when Geeta & Gulshan are about to leave in car, Shankar tells the monkey, "Tinku, Geeta ko chodkar aa". This is clearly proves my point about the monkey's driving skills)

A fallout question to the above reasoning could be :

Q.Why the hell does Shankar make the monkey drive the esteem in the climax scene ? Can't he drive by himself ?
A. Elementary. The esteem has got tinted glass & windshield. If Bhulla decided to shoot when the car is in motion - he would obviously aim at the driver's seat, since (behind the tinted glass) he expects Shankar to be at the steering wheel.
But Shankar has already anticipated this danger. So he puts the monkey in the driver's seat & sits to its left. Even if Bhulla fired, the bullet would miss the monkey's head by several inches.

I've said it a hundred times & I'll say it again - Kanti Shah rules !! THIS MOVIE IS FLAWLESS.


Prattyush
9/5/2006 3:14 PM
i am in complete agreement with u V !!!


Amit
9/5/2006 3:42 PM
V thanx for the answers! My soul was restless till now, i was scared that no one will provide me the correct answer for the LHS drive question i had posted earlier.. thanx again

Q28. From where does Bulla bring his daughter in the end of the battle to blackmail prabhuji?

PRR
8/30/2006 1:33 PM
answer this someone plzzzzz
Q:From where does Bulla bring his daughter in the end of the battle to blackmail prabhuji?

Vic Rattlehead
9/3/2006 1:19 AM
in reply 2 as 2 were bulla gets the infant at the end..... she was rite there in the esteem in which PRABHU JI arrives.... our PRABHU JI never wanted 2 kill BULLA at the first place... wo baap- beti ko milaana chahate they but wen BULLA says that " main to har roz husn ki peti khol kar hawas ki seeti bajata rehta hoon"...... then he gave up on him!!?

G#10: Baby out of the hat..
Gishu
10/3/2006 9:55 AM

In the throbbing finale of the movie.. when Mithunda is beating the crap out of Bulla in the military truck zone (complete with the L sign painted in the front... stay out of the way.. )
Bulla goes missing for some time behind some depressions in the ground. He then comes out from behind one of these holding Haseena's baby.. what was the baby doing there ?

Next apun ka vanar dost helps out Prabhuji with a virtuoso performance... Prabhuji passes the baby aerially and what a catch in the deep!! How many hours did Prabhuji train him and were any babies injured in this training ?

Q27. Why does Pitaaji's moustache take breaks in between scenes?

the elusive moustache
V.
9/2/2006 10:34 AM

Guys, Shankar's father has a moustache which mysteriously appears & disappears in alternate scenes.
In the beginning of the movie he is shown with a moutache.
But in the scene of his daughter's funeral, his moustache has disappeared (watch closely when is standing alongside Shankar near the burning pyre).
In the very next scene - where he is advising Shankar to stay away from Bhulla & his hencemen, his moustache is found to be intact.
Soon after that, when he is pleading with the corrupt inspector, the moustache has vanished again.
Is this Kanti Shah's super-science or some sorcery ? Please explain

Anirudh
9/2/2006 10:54 PM
agreement of space and time:
the movie presents numerous plots and subplots where the time-space paradigm seem to be skewed(or it so looks like to us mortal souls). The exact location where all the incidents take place is quite baffling, we are presented with the serene cliff and Bazaars of ooty, airports and chawls of mumbai, Vidhan Saudha and High Court of Bangalore and the Beaches and Autorickshaws of Chennai. Even more baffling is how fast the space demsions are travelled with respect to time.
For example: when bulla tells Bacchu Bhagona that 'mera aadmi kala shetti uska game bajayega, aaj jab wo neta vidhan sabha jayega', next scene takes us to outside the Vidhan Saudha in Bangalore, where the neta is grabbed and killed. Then kaala shetty is seen to be running, and must have run a good 10 km before he reaches the bangalore airport, no policawala nabbing him by then, only to be swallowed up by the mahima of prabhuji. Agreed that the notorious Bangalore traffic might have screwed up a motorized chase for kala shetty, but 10 odd km in 10 seconds????
Someone please put forward a human consumable theory for us mortals to understand the intricacies of this baffling paradigm.

Q26. Why does the cast talk in a poetic rhyming language?

Ismile™
8/23/2006 12:34 AM
One more question, the answer of which seems beyond my horizon - Why do all the people talk in a poetic rhyming language?

Anonymous
8/23/2006 6:40 AM
Good question, Ismile.
This movie was conceived by Prabhuji not to merely entertain, but to also culturally enrich & morally uplift the average viewer.
So the movie is replete with proverbs, witty remarks & rhyming dialogues.
It gives the international audience a glimpse into India's rich heritage in literature.
Also, the dialogues get permanently etched into the viewer's memory allowing him to relive the "Gunda" experience over & over.

Q25. Why are most murders done on the airstrip?

Ismile™
9/2/2006 5:43 AM
good going pushkar.
can anyone tell me why most of the murders are committed on the air strip?

V.
9/2/2006 6:46 AM

Farts like Karan Johar go all the way to USA & Switzerland to merely shoot a song & dance sequence.
"But thats an obsolete concept now", feels our man Kanti Shah.
He decided to do something innovative for the murder scenes.
So instead of the cliched "abandoned warehouse" or "home-alone at late night" death scenes - murders are committed on the air-strip in broad daylight!
Talk about a revolutionary concept in film-making !!

Q24. How come all the acts of violation were performed with the clothes on ?

ADIOS
9/2/2006 1:49 AM
question-all the rapes in the movie were done without the removal of clothes...what all the men wud do was just get on the top of the girl/woman/unknown and make some exaggerated moves...especially the rape of prabhuji's behna....and she dies...whoa ..amazin skills....plz explain.....

Pushkar
9/2/2006 2:41 AM
Prevent AIDS: always use a condom. as the rapist cannot find the condom at the given time, he uses his own clothes and the rapee's clothes as a substitute. how is that for a social message? the weird moves are not weird, but they are taken as holy. for like dan brown, our rapists think of sex as sacred and not in a perverse way.

about the death of prabhuji's sister, ... caused most probably by the effect of the 'sex ki goli' from london. not anyone's fault, just an accident. Prabhuji thinks otherwise as a formal Post mortem could not be conducted on the body.
I hope that restores your faith in prabhuji.

Q24. Dancing with the Hijras

ADIOS
9/1/2006 5:35 AM
one more...what was the concept behind bulla dancing with the hizras....plz throw some lite here....enlighten some confused souls....

Atlas Shrugged
9/1/2006 5:40 AM
arre bhai raunaq.c it is tradition that when someone becomes a mard from namard ,bulla dances wit eunuchs

Q24. Why does Chutiya hide in the toilet?

Why does Chutiya hide in the toilet?
ADIOS
9/1/2006 5:32 AM
one question...i am baffled..i have torn my clothes...killed so many ppl...coz i am not able to get the answer for this one...why the hell does chutiya decides to hide in toilet...oops..toilets......what was so charming...mesmerising..nice abt toilets for him to hide therehe could have chosen any other place..and how come in the next scene...he is kicked in the face by prabhuji...
prabhuji knew he was going to hide in toilets?.......

Atlas Shrugged
9/1/2006 5:39 AM
ya he says "kisi aisi jagah chupta hoon jahan shankar to kya,uski parchai bhi nahi dhoond payegi.kahan chupoon?haan!!toilet mein!!"
anybody wants to enlighten on y the toilet is so good a place to hide?

Amit Gore
9/1/2006 6:01 AM
@ Toilet
Maybe ChuTiya isn't as dumb as he might sound. He must hv thought, lets hide in Ladies toilet, where a mard like Shankar or his parchhaee wudn't be able to reach. But, as everyone know, Prabhuji ki maaya aparampaar hai, he finds him out.

Sudhang
9/1/2006 6:27 AM
See, He thought that by hiding in the laddies toilet, he could exploit Prabhuji's Chivalry; However, he kept getting confused about which one was which (hence, shifting b/w twoileets)
delete

Vishal D.
9/1/2006 2:41 PM
Q: anybody wants to enlighten on y the toilet is so good a place to hide?

Ans: Prabhuji is invincible. He doesnt eat or sleep (but he does does drink alcohol, which 100% disemminates into his body). Then why should he ever need to use the toilet? (No input : no output)

Chuttiya was aware of the fact that toilets would be the last place Prabhuji or his shadow would go; and hence hid there.

Q23. How did Fat Guy run a marathon with a sword in his belly ?

Vishal D.
9/1/2006 3:21 AM
The first murder in the movie: Some fat hairy guy, with a sword through his stomach, walks from the airport, to a construction site, to a open valley, shouting "BULLAA, BULAAA" until he reaches the ship yard. Then Bulla pulls out the sword, and the fattie dies instantly!!
Considering the distance between any two places, the total distance that hairy monster might have covered could have been huuge.
There are so many, so many questions in this one scene.. where do I start..


Sudhang
9/1/2006 6:34 AM
@ref. Fat guy: I have mentioned this before - he was on duraCell; Chalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jaiChalta jai chalta jai aur Chalta jai chalta jai

Another mystery unravelled !!!
V.
10/23/2006 12:11 PM

Q. How does the fat guy manage to run all the way upto Bhulla with a sword stabbed in his stomach ?

The answer is "ADRENALINE" - a natural stimulant made by the adrenal glands of the kidney. The sword impaled the fat guy's adrenal glands & ruptured them. This caused a sudden surge of adrenaline in his blood - thereby stimulating his muscles to run all the way to Bhulla.
Here's a link which gives more info -
http://www.ch.ic.ac.uk/rzepa/mim/drugs/html/adrenaline_text.htm

Kanti Shah has truly stretched medical genius to its limits.
This man is unbelievable !!!
Now I'm sure that Micheal Crichton will want Kanti Shah to examine the scripts for his medical drama series - "ER".

Q22. What happened to Bulla's chained leopard ? [Unanswered]

Vishal D.
8/31/2006 10:21 AM
Pray tell, bhakton, whatever happened to that chained leopard that makes a guest appearance on the dock.

Did it die of shame, because he realised he had led a meaningless life when compared to the Bengal Tiger...

Q21. Being a coolie, why does Prabhuji introduce himself as a Gunda?

Mother of a Question
Vishal D.
8/31/2006 4:58 AM
Being a coolie, why does Prabhuji introduce himself as a Gunda?


Mithun
8/31/2006 6:07 AM
kyonki apun ka usool he... achche logon ke saath achcha rahene ka.... bure logon ke saath bura.

bhool gaya kya... me hoon jurm se nafrat karnewala... sharifon ke liye jyoti, gundo ke liye jwala...

Q20. How come multiple explosions from one Prabhu grenade ?

Manoj
8/30/2006 9:43 AM

Q: In the last fight between Prabhuji and Bulla, Prabhuji fires on big grenade and it spreads vinaash everywhere. Even one grenade creates multi-explosion. What's the logic?

A: Prabhuji kuch bhi kar sakte hai. Jaise Prabhu Raam ko Astro mein kuch vardaan mila tha. Maybe you all have seen Ramayana(Ramananda Sagar's). You will see, one arrow makes a dozens of it. Similarly, Apne Prabhuji ke liye bhi Astro ke baare mein aisa vardaan hai. That's how one grenade creates explosions at different places. This is how Prabhuji's leela is.

Q19. Why the not so subtle references to London in the movie?

Creativity
8/30/2006 7:51 AM
Q: i dont understand this phenomenon...
Bulla says after chutiya dies "... are, tuje mard banane ke liya maine london se goliyan mangawayi thi...". There is also another mysterious reference to london when lambu atta says on kundan's death "yaad he woh dhandhe waali... iss jahaj me london".
i dont know why everytime when younger brother dies, the elder says something abt london... but if the legend like KS (its kanti shah, not kamasutra) has put it, then there must be something abt it. please enlighten me guys.


V.
8/30/2006 10:41 AM
Kanti Shah has done extensive research on the subject before making this epic-movie.

First, prostitution is legal in London - so that explains why Kundan's "dhandhewaali" recommended a flight to London.

Second, the Pfizer Global Research & Development (PGRD) headquarters is located in New London, Connecticut-USA. Pfizer owns the patent for the famous drug "Viagra" to treat men's impotence.
So Bhulla is referring to New London in USA & not the London in UK.

Vishal D.
8/30/2006 10:44 AM

Ans. Its a tongue-in-cheek reference to male virility. In both cases, the London statements were made in a sexual context.
So, KS, added a touch of masked wit (and of course pure genius): SHOUT OUT THE WORD formed by the first four letters of the aforementioned city, : and you have your answer!

Amit
8/30/2006 4:32 PM
LONDON --> awesome answers both of u! they ar perfect in both aspects .. V ur analysis is truly indepth

Ismile™
8/31/2006 12:25 AM
V rocks

Atlas Shrugged
8/31/2006 12:31 AM
V is the biggest n truest fan that prabhuji has!!
jai ho V ki.

anurag
8/31/2006 12:32 AM
@ .v
tu sachha bhakta hai, prabhuji ka......tujhe to tulsidas ki tarah 'shrigundacharitmanas' likhna chahiye....jai ho

Ismile™
8/31/2006 12:35 AM
yahan har koi saccha bhakt hai, aise kaise ho sakta hai ki prabhuji ka koi jhoota bhakt bane??? unki leela apar hai!

Ismile™
8/31/2006 12:35 AM
but ya, v. rocks

thanx V and Vishal
Creativity
8/31/2006 4:48 AM

Thanx V and Vishal...gr8 answers... mere shanshay mit gaye he aur me fir se gunda dekhne ke liye ready ho gaya hoon...

Q18. Why is there this economic disarray among the lower echlons of society?

Vishal D.
8/30/2006 6:28 AM
Q. Lucky Chikna seemed to be the only honest citizen among the bad guys: having a daily source of income and giving his full time to his career and team-"members" development (the chammiyas) through constant guidance and feedback. But he maintained a simple lifestyle.
On the other hand Bulla didnt seem to have a job, career or stock options. But he had a endless haveli, with gold plated Toilet signages. What was his source of income?
Why is there this economic disarray among the lower echlons of society?

Creativity
8/30/2006 7:51 AM
May be bulla was enrolled with some M-way like marketing scheme (the scheme in which your income depends on how many members you have enrolled) some years before. So, he got his fixed healthy income every month .... on the other hand, lucky chikna preferred commission agent job.

Q17. Why the Learner L boards on the military trucks in the climax?

Ismile™
8/29/2006 6:55 AM
why are there L boards on the army trucks in the last fighting sequence between shankar and bulla?

V.
8/30/2006 1:27 AM
"L" stands for "Lease". Similar to the fleet of Ambassador cars & autorickshaws - those Army trucks are also available on a bulk-rental basis.

Q16. What's up with the hanging khatiyas / Latakta Circus ?

Hangin Khatiyas
V.
8/29/2006 6:41 AM
Q. The "khatiyaa" (beds) in Lucky Chikna's place are hanging from the ceiling. Whats the idea behind doing this?

Sudhang
8/30/2006 2:12 AM
Q. The "khatiyaa" (beds) in Lucky Chikna's place are hanging from the ceiling. Whats the idea behind doing this?
Chuttiya ne khadi kar di sabki khattiya


Ismile™
8/29/2006 6:55 AM
to show the strength in the ropes holding them. also, the idea of sex on the oscillating bed is itself so exciting.

ADIOS
9/2/2006 1:16 AM
question-why the arrangement in the brothel was latakta circus when lucky chikna could have very well afforded plush white leather beds ala amsterdam brothels ? considering the fact he was the master pimp...prolly "lakhpati chikna"......why in the name of holy mother mary...why?

Pushkar
9/2/2006 2:41 AM

1) Gunda is basically a family oriented film with an aesthetic sense. no nudity here.

Apurva
9/11/2006 11:49 AM
It's a little known fact that Kanti Shah is extremely fond of high-art. The Lataktaa Circus at Lucky Chikna's place is clearly a tribute to neo-impressionist painter Georges Seurat's famous art work Circus ( http://www.doonart.com/1600.aspx?wallpaper=274 ).

Sarang
9/11/2006 12:31 PM
Indeed Kanti shah is big fan of khatiya..his Arabian counterpart made this movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0297230/

Q15. Ibu Hatela death location continuity goof-up ?

Ismile™
8/29/2006 12:35 AM
Q15.
When shankar goes to kill Ibu hatela ibu is shown to be with a girl who goes away.Immediately in the next frame Ibu Hatela is in a barren crematorium where there is no sign of any building nearby...is it a mistake??? I doubt....but this scene baffles me a lot.

Pushkar
8/29/2006 5:55 AM
It is simply another manifestation of Prabhuji's mahima. When he plans, he really plans! Just as he had predecided the date of ibu's demise ( 2,4,6,8,10, BAS!!!), he had also predecided the place of the holy deed. he had chosen very intricately, a place where there would be no unnecessary interruptions. (like ambassadors or rickshaws). and also, there will be places to intimidate the enemy by jumping to the sky from graves. besides, graveyards already have loose soil for burying ibu hatelas with a single blow upto the waist. So, he transported ibu using his divya shakti to the right place, where he could force ibu to display his stupidity by trying to close the door on prabhuji. he leaves us more & more amazed by his clever mind everytime.

Q14. Why no hospital scene ?

Why no Hospital scene ?
V.
8/29/2006 12:13 AM

Q. Despite 18 murders, 3 rapes & many bloody fist-fights, there is not a single Hospital scene in the movie. Aisa kyun ?

Ismile™
8/29/2006 12:35 AM
This is simple.All of the people in the movie are so tough, so strong that whenever they execute someone they make it sure that he/she dies on the spot...so no use of going to the hospital.Note the subtlety in the direction by veteran Kanti Shah sahab, he has shown the crematorium scene but there is no Hospital scene.Hail Kanti shah, hail prabhuji...hail GUNDA!

Q13. why does the monkey hide his testicles ONLY in his entrance scene?

Pushkar
8/27/2006 12:10 PM
why does thee monkey hide his testicles ONLY in his entrance scene?

V.
8/28/2006 12:42 PM
After raping Shankar's sister & love, Bhulla didnt spare Shankar's pet either. . Whats the point in covering your testicles after u've been raped ? No point in locking the stable after the horses have escaped.(Kanti Shah's logic is irrefutable.)

Pushkar
8/28/2006 10:58 PM
@ V.
Thanks man. I can now sllep soundly. you have granted me sleep. bless you! Jai Prabhuji!

Q12. Climax : Who pays the rickshaw fare ?

Pushkar
8/27/2006 12:10 PM
in the climax, who pays the rickshaw fare?

V.
8/28/2006 12:42 PM
This point will be answered in the sequel to "Gunda".

Vic Rattlehead
9/3/2006 1:19 AM
now 4 the fares at the end............. as we all know all our auto wallah brothers r registered members of EVERY SINGLE PRABHU JI'S FAN CLUB in india , therfr this contribution was like a blessing in disguise 4 them and if ya look at the end their names appear at the end in the " this movie cudn't have been possible witout the contribution of" list

Q11. LA Death Scene : who pushes lambu ata when he falls down before they kill him?

Pushkar
8/27/2006 12:10 PM
who pushes lambu ata when he falls down before they kill him?

V.
8/28/2006 12:42 PM
The guy fell because he was heavily drunk - not b'coz someone pushed him.
Its obvious he's drunk - coz instead of getting shit scared, he sings & dances in front of Bhulla.

Q10. How does Mantri's car do back flips with just one bullet from Prabhuji ?

Pushkar
8/27/2006 12:10 PM
Sleepless because i was comtemplating prabhuji's mahima, not doubting his powers, just to be clear.please someone answer this mind bogglers and relieve me:
1) why does the corrupt politicians car topple like hell when the bullet(only 1) hits the BACK window?

V.
8/28/2006 12:42 PM
The corrupt politician had stashed crates of explosives & ammunition in the back-seat of his car. Shankar knows this & shoots at the back window. This triggers an explosion propelling the car into a spiral trajectory. (Kanti Shah also happens to be an expert in ballistics)

Minister ki maut
Amit
10/11/2006 11:51 AM
To All confused abt why the Ministers car was damaged when Prabhuji shot at it :

Guys... I did some bit of research on this topic and I found that the shot was not fired from the front of the car, but from the side... for all those who have downloaded.. pause at 1:25:13 and you will find that the bullet hits the window on the drivers side of the front seat. This means that the bullet hit the driver.. and he died instantly. The car thereafter hit the road divider and flipped over..

Q9. Why is Shankar arrested only for the murder which he did not commit ?

V.
8/24/2006 8:55 AM

Q. In the movie, Shankar kills Ibu, POte, Chutiya, Gulshan, taklu Inspector, LUcky Chikna, Bhulla etc. in public & gets away scot-free.
Ironically, he gets arrested by the police for a crime he did not commit (i.e. murder of the corrupt politician)
Whats the funda behind this ?

Abhishek
8/24/2006 12:32 PM
First V Kala shetty cannot be killed as he is in Jail serving umar kaid and our prabhuji will not break jail to kill a goon. he is policemans son
bap pe poot pit pe ghoda
kuch nahin to thoda thoda

second prabhuji kill all the goon and no police protection is with goons also prabhuji when knowingly kills he escapes easily but here he killed (tried) a neta and did not actually do it so before running he got caught. But then he takes the revenge

Q8. How does Shankar manage to overtake the motorcade and get three attempts on Mantri ?

Anonymous
8/23/2006 6:40 AM
Next question - Shankar misses his first shot at the corrupt politician's car. How does he manage to overtake the motorcade & get a second & third chance to shoot the car ?

Yatish
8/24/2006 8:29 AM

Silly Question..
Prabhuji can anytime overtake it.
One more plausible theory is that the politician got so pissed off that he overran and completed earth's parikrama.. Vinaash kaale Vipareet Buddhi..

Q7. What's up with practices like date-fixing etc depicted in the movie ?

Ismile™
8/23/2006 12:34 AM

One more question that has baffled the critics all over the world for years is why do all the people in the movie fix the date of death of the other person? What could be the motive behind this conccept?
Maybe, although no matter how ruthless they are shown they are actually very holy people. So they don't kill on some days of the week.So, they see the panchang and find a suitable date to do the honours.

V.
9/2/2006 6:27 AM
Q:Whats the reason behind fixing the date of death ?
Like any other true professional, Bhulla lives up to the commitments made to his clients.
Haste to settle his personal score with Shankar ran the risk of defaulting on other "supari" deadlines.
But with all the existing workload, he is unable to fix a date for Shankar's death.

Q6. Why is "Toilet" written on the door ?

Why is "Toilet" written on the door in Bulla's house?
Anonymous
8/22/2006 11:46 PM

Why is the word "TOILET" written on the toilet door in Bhulla's house? Also, similar to a public-toilet, why is there a separate Gents & Ladies section?

This question has puzzled critics since the movie's first screening. The answer is quite simple.

Several scenes in the movie show that Bhulla's house is always filled with visitors. These visitors range from corrupt government officials & goons to call-girls & transexuals.

To avoid confusion among his "diverse" group of guests Bhulla has made a separate toilet for each gender.
"Toilet" is written on the door so that it can be easily located by the guest & saves the trouble of asking embaressing questions like "Where is the toilet ?"
Also, in order that this movie retains its global appeal - the word "Toilet" is used instead of the Hindi equivalent "Shauchalay".

Kanti Shah's eye for detail is unbelievable. No wonder Mithun da chose him as director instead of Spielberg or Francis Cuppola.

Q5. How can so a handful of gundas drive so many ambassadors ?

Ismile™
8/22/2006 10:41 AM
In the fighting sequence between the gundas sent by the inspector and Prabhuji there are innumerable ambassodors but still just a handful of people emerge from them. Why?

Maybe because Prabhuji's style and enigma scares most of the gundas to hell and drives them away.So they just drive to the place and when they see Prabhuji they run off before we can see them

Gishu
10/2/2006 7:15 PM
G#3: Synchronized Ambassadors Item
During Inspector Kale's death scene,
Initially the white ambassadors are all in random formation...
After some Kale warmup, the ambassadors magically align into 2 lines
When Mithunda finally releases Kale from his mortal body, the ambassadors have formed a circle around him.
All very baffling since there were only 7 bhade ke tattu to drive around 20+ ambassadors and control the doors via remote control, while Prabhuji is dealing with Kale.

Q4. How many people die in the movie ?

V.
8/22/2006 1:59 AM
Q. How many people die in the movie ? True fans should give the list of names.

Creativity
8/22/2006 6:36 AM
how many ppl die
Let me start the list of ppl who dies. This may not be a complete list... please extend it fellow bhakts :)... the killer is also given.

1 Bulla ka aadmi by lambu atta (entry scene of bulla)
2 Kundan (lambu atta's bro) by bulla (mera bhai mar gaya re bhaiii)
3 Bulla's sister by Lambu (munni mere bahen munni...)
4 Lambu atta by bulla
5 Kafanchor neta by kala shetty
6 Prabhuji's sister by chutiya
7 Prabhuji's father by taklu inspector
8 Pote by none other than Prabhuji
9 Kala shetty by prabhuji
10 Ibu hatela by prabhuji
11 Inspector by prabhuji
12 Chutiya by prabhuji
13 Bulla along with many of his aadmis - all by prabhuji
14 Prabhji's love interest by bulla

Vic Rattlehead
9/3/2006 1:19 AM
in reply 2 death of people..... GULSHAN( chikna ladka) is also killed by prabhu ji

Q3. While chasing Chutiya to Bhulla's house, why does Shankar do a dance before he enters?

Q3. While chasing Chutiya to Bhulla's house, why does Shankar do a dance before he enters?
V.
8/22/2006 12:28 AM

A. Here lies the greatness of Prabhuji.We know that he's one of the greatest solo dancers of all-time. But the film's script allows him only romantic duet dances with Ganga. So before the storyline starts to get bloody, Prabhuji manages to squeeze in a few solo dance steps to avoid disappointing his fans.
However this is noticable only to the discerning eye. The ignorant viewer will dismiss this as a movie-blooper

Vic Rattlehead
9/3/2006 1:19 AM
as far as dancing to the tunes of his behan's death is concerned..... dat was PRABHU JI'S TAANDAV....

Q2. Does Shankar work at the airport or the shipyard ?

Q2. Does Shankar work at the airport or the shipyard ?
V.
8/22/2006 12:28 AM

A. Shankar works full-time at the shipyard. He goes to the airport only to park his aircraft, which he uses to commute from his house to his workplace. Let me explain -
The movie gives countless instances of air-travel & air-crafts being amazingly affordable & within the reach of the common man.(I'm sure this reflects Prabhuji's vision of a developed India.)

I corroborate my theory with facts -

• The airport seems more like a taxi-stand/ parking lot. (a)Kalia Shetty assasinates kafanchor neta & cooly runs upto his getaway copter. (b) Shankar keeps his yellow aircraft parked here perpetually.(c) Anyone can freely walk or even sit & cry on the runway. No security hassles.
• Shankar's house is located in a rural area (Observe the deserted surroundings & poor lighting at his house). How do you suppose he goes to the shipyard everyday ? By his yellow aircraft, of course. (He's just got out of his aircraft, when he sees Kalia Shetty making a getaway & nabs him).
• If an aircraft is affordable to a coolie then obviously Ambassadors & rickshaws have to be dirt-cheap. That explains how you can line up 30-Ambassadors & 150-rickshaws at an instant's notice. Thus Shanker can easily own an Esteem.
• There are acres of barren land shown in many scenes (eg. climax fight with Bhulla, sister's rape, dad's way home before he gets murdered). These are obviously ear-marked for aircraft parking.

Q1 - Did Mithun work as a coolie at the Airport or the shipyard?

Vishal D.
8/21/2006 12:24 AM
Did Mithun work as a coolie at the Airport or the shipyard?

Ans- Both. By day, he was at the ship yard (he is seen at the dock in the monings)
By evening, his shift is at the airport (in his entry scene at the airport, he had just arrived for duty, when he happened to stop the takla goon)
Which leads him to reach home late at night (scene where he enters and asks for his sis)
Working two shifts allowed him to maintain his extravagant life"style"
Did i hear a "Aaaha!"?

Sudhang
8/21/2006 5:47 AM
Wow scientist of this community....

Eric Cartman
8/21/2006 11:43 AM
when Prabhuji`s goes to bulla`s house to wreak vengeance in lieu of His devi jaisi sister`s rape, why he enters the room dancing ?
Few plausible reasons explaining this behaviour :
*Prabhuji was relieved a bit tht He now no more needed to be worried about His sister`s rape/abduction anymore.
*Prabhuji was unfettered by the mortal loss, afterall he is SO Strong . so tuff he is.

Well, junta Plz add /modify/delete any other possible explanations